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Message 462:

Date:     Tue Oct 24 19:24:32 2000 CDT
From:     God (#2)
To:       *chat (#803)
Subject:  Halloween humor

> > >> THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS
> BETTER THAN SEX
> > >>
> > >> 10.  Guaranteed to get at least a little
> something in the sack.
> > >>
> > >> 9.  If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at
> it again.
> > >>
> > >> 8.  The uglier you look, the easier it is to
> get some.
> > >>
> > >> 7.  You don't have to compliment the person who
> gave you candy.
> > >>
> > >> 6.  Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize
> you're someone else.
> > >>
> > >> 5.  If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9
> months.
> > >>
> > >> 4.  If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks
> you're kinky.
> > >>
> > >> 3.  Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and
> groaning.
> > >>
> > >> 2.  Less guilt the next morning
> > >>
> > >> ..and, the #1 reason trick or treating is
> better than sex...
> > >>
> > >> 1.  IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN
> ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR